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Dylan Cohen
Dylan Cohen (@thedylanosaurus EVERYWHERE) is a gal you'd be proud to take home to your parents. She spends most of her time trying to remember names, living at Cook Memorial Public Library, and stressing about whether to start emails to teachers with "hey," or if that's too informal. We did a survey to see what famous celebrities, such as Justin Bieber and Danny Devito, thought of when we mentioned Dylan; the overwhelming response was, "... Who?" When not being the Supreme Ultra Lord of Mercury, Dylan spends her free time in the theatre and choir departments, or with her loyal subjects "the squad". If you see her in the hallway, yell out your favorite color! She'll probably forget that she requested you to do this in her bio, and will think you're very peculiar (and that you have a thing for blue, I suppose).

Dylan Cohen, Staff Reporter

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Mar 20, 2017
Teach ’em how to say goodbye (Story)
Dec 20, 2016
Golden Globe Nominations (Story)
Dec 12, 2016
Chamber Choir gives back (Story)
Nov 22, 2016
Post-election cool down (Story)
Nov 18, 2016
Why you should support live theatre (Story)
May 31, 2016
Student spotlight: Keira Wingader (Story)
May 31, 2016
4 days of fun: Lollapalooza 2K16 (Story)
Apr 20, 2016
Choir tackles the Golden Age of American musical theatre (Story)
Mar 29, 2016
Best buddies prom 2016 (Story)
Feb 20, 2016
The newest addition to the Junior Leader Program is GENIUS (Story)
Jan 13, 2016
Is Tasty the REAL Deal? (Story)
Sep 15, 2015
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